The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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