at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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