I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
