so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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