She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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