I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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