For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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