She announced her abortion via fbk
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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