reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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