Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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