At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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