talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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