i just google imaged poop.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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