I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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