Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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