Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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