just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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