If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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