i think i have herpe
just one?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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