dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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