even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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