And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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