then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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