First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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