at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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