this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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