dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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