whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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