Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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