you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
how drunk are you?
Several
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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