We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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