They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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