Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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