Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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