Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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