There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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