Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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