Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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