I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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