I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
is it fun? or sober?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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