so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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