I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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