I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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