no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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