You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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