I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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