Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
two words: eviction party
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
where are you?
Hypothermia
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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