I want to have your abortion
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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