I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
