Pappa wants mamma naked
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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