Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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