I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
