I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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