Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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