Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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