Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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