No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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